(Opening, we hear a loud annoying baby crying in the distance. We see Beth. She has headphones desperately trying to study through the cries. It is clear she can still hear them.)
Beth: (Reading) “Turn on blinker, slow to a stop, look both ways and proceed to turn.” Got it. Okay I’m ready. (Yelling) Mom, let’s go.
Mom: You don’t have to yell.
Beth: Am I the only one that hears Nicholas screaming for his life?
Mom: Yes, my room is soundproof so I don’t hear him yelling. That would drive me crazy.
Beth: How do you parent like that?
Mom: Worked on you and your brother, and your father sometimes. That’s what nanny’s are for.
Beth: She’s off today.
Mom: A technicality.
Beth: You’re stressing me mom. I can’t be late to my appointment or they will cancel it.
Mom: Calm down little girl. I’m not sure why you want a license anyway.
Beth: Because I don’t want to depend on a driver for the rest of my life.
Mom: There is nothing wrong with having a driver is there Calvin?
Calvin: Not at all Madam.
Beth: Madam? I can’t believe you make him call you that.
Mom: Hey, your father works so that-
Beth: -we don’t have to work as hard.
Mom: You’re such a smartass.
Beth: Thanks, let’s go.
DMV Lady: Next in line.
Beth: Oh wow, that’s me.
DMV Lady: Next in line please.
Beth: Hi, sorry I’m so nervous.
DMV Lady: So nervous you couldn’t walk up to m window when I yelled at you? Turn around. (She does)
Beth: Okay.
DMV Lady: Do you see all those people.
Beth: Yes.
DMV Lady: When I say “Next in line” I expect people to run. Watch this, Next in line!