Lyle: Hi.
Lindsey: Hi.
Lyle: I’m Lyle and this is my sister Lindsey.
Lindsey: I’m Lindsey and this is my brother Lyle.
Lyle: Now that we got that out the way I think that we need to tell them about the elephant in the room.
Lindsey: (Whispering) Lyle, you can’t tell people that they are an elephant. Rude. (To audience) I’m sorry for my brother, he is rude.
Lyle: No stupid, when someone says the “elephant in the room” it means that there is clearly something wrong in the room that no one wants to talk about.
Lindsey: What could that be?
Lyle: Seriously Lindsey?
Lindsey: Oh come on Lyle I’m just kidding. But they really can’t see it. They don’t know that we are dreaming right now.
Lyle: Well let’s show them the elephant. (They connect)
Lindsey: Hi.
Lyle: Hi. See Lindsey and I were born as Siamese twins. Our parents didn’t want to separate us at birth and now-
Lindsey: We share too much to separate.
Lindsey: (Connected) Some people look at us and they stare like you. (Points)
Lyle: Or you (Points) see it sucks doesn’t it.
Lindsey: I mean we get it. We look different.
Lyle: Move different.
Lindsey: Like, I can dance really well. (Shows)
Lyle: And I stand there, dancing is not my thing.
Lindsey: We each have our own brain and our own thoughts.
Lyle: But sometimes we get sad and we want to be separate.
Lindsey: Yeah, there are days that I didn’t want to be with her, no offence sis but I wanted to be in a room alone.
Lyle: The first time I cried she was there, I didn’t want her to be.
Lindsey: The first kiss I ever had he was laughing in the background.
Lyle: But sometimes, sometimes we decide that we are going to close our eyes really tight and we (They separate) separate.
